[Free] 51 80th Birthday Humor

If you survive long enough you re revered rather like an old building.

80th birthday humor. 80th birthday jokes doctor s orders. If you have an 80th birthday poem then you can put the joke in there especially as an opener to catch people s attention. Your place to buy and sell all things handmade. You seem so young that i can honestly believe you re turning 20 for the fourth time. This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday. I bet you can t believe you re already 80. Just email me and i can create a reserved listing for you.

I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed. Happy 80th birthday at 80 years old your bones get softer and your arteries get harder to balances out. Hell of a good time for the lucky guy to get odds like that. After the exam the physician pulls the wife aside and says i m afraid your husband has an advanced stress disorder. I get up each morning and dust off my wits then pick up the paper and read the o bits if my name isn t there then i know i m not dead. Time definitely flies when you re having the time of your life. Funny 80th birthday quotes.

Inspirational quote the advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love i can easily change eighty for fifty sixty seventy etc. An 80 year old man goes to the doctor with his wife. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. You don t look a day over your 70th birthday let alone a decade. I think the best idea is your name and address. He ll die very soon unless you do exactly as i tell you. I wanted to be 65 again but they wouldn t let me homeland security.