[Herunterladen] 50 Humor Quotes Funny Sayings Short Funny Quotes

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The planet is fine. Some people are like slinky s. To me drink responsibly means don t spill it. The best funny sarcastic quotes and sarcasm sayings. Check out our collection of meaningful wise and funny sarcastic quotes that will give you the. If i won the award for laziness i would send somebody to pick it up for me. Humorous phrases make us relax open up and take the world less seriously.

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Funny quotes and sayings 1. Life is full of disappointments and i just added you to the list. Carl sandburg. Here are some funny short quotes about believing.